Instead of cream, I like fog in my coffee. Makes me feel like I’m drinking the mystery that is love.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?""Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

I have only two wishes," said Jean. "The first is for strong coffee, and the second is for stronger coffee.

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

I drink coffee like I urinate—alone, or in large groups. Sometimes I wish I knew the secret handshake.

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.

We're growing up and I don't like it," said Tacy, as they say at Heinz's later, drinking coffee.

Check the couch cushions for change—and hope. I drink my coffee raw, straight out of the ketchup bottle.

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.

If coffee is a drug, then I am a junky. And if coffee’s not a drug, then I’m still a junky. Damnit.

Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours.

I prefer to urinate standing on my feet, rather than doing a handstand. You should see me enjoy a cup of coffee.

Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before!

Enjoying a cup of coffee and a good book, is there anything better? Only if literature were liquid and drinkable.