Forgive me for being the stupidest man on the planet?”“Careful. You’re talking about the man I love.

Congratulations, Mousey, you’ve managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.

Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal—all those places perfect for dying of exposure.

I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.

I loved the way he kissed me, as if he had to, as if he'd go crazy if he didn't and had nearly waited too long.

...Because I have a a serious medical condition. Gabe shook his head ruefully. It's called foot-in-mouth disease.

The car doesn’t so much drive as float above the road, like we’re making our way to Sydney in a hovercraft.

I have nothing to make me feel good, except for you. The last thing I want to do is turn you into my new drug of choice.

Lots of men would love to--“ Fuck you silly. The words just popped into his mind. Jesus. Where had that come from?

You’re a good date,” he said.“You thought of it as a date?”He nodded. “From the beginning.

Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)

Miz Ellen, what do you carry in that handbag of yours that has enough wallop to knock down a full-grown man? - Dan Landry

Nothing has or will ever be weird with us Derrick. Now that I’ve been touched by you things will never be the same.

I don't know what the future holds. I only know that I want to be with you. You and me. Everything else is negotiable.

Love doesn’t conquer all; it’s a powerful tool to overcome everything because it means you’re not alone.