Gotta love it when a plan comes together...

LEELANDfor all my sinsI have forbidden wings

My goodness, I'm like a hog at a trough!

Fucking is easy, dating is not. — Duke

A blank canvas...has unlimited possibilities.

I have a billion what-ifs and no way forward.

You are my favorite thing to do. ~ Oliver Sand

Because I was there that day, and so were you.

I died for a short while the first time we met

Hey…you don’t look like a rabbit.

Elvis is sweet, but I prefer sleeping with you.

I feel your pain. My vibrator needed batteries.

Be careful. He uses that line on all the girls.

You can't create experience, you undergo it.

Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.