What a fucking charade.Happy. That shit isn’t in our cards. — Duke

It is the house of my dreams. My Tuscan dream! [Every Italophile's dream]

If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss.

The reason I have felt so empty, so lost at times, is because you were missing.

The man was more highly strung than Margaret Thatcher on the rag, God rest her.

This girl owns me, whether she realizes it or not. I'm a slave to her will.

You've ruined me, baby. I'm yours...you've got me under your spell.

She'd taken his heart and his virginity and left him more bitter than sweet.

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don’t feel bad. It happens all the time.

Love isn’t for the weak, it’s for those brave enough to risk it all.

Are you ready to go to the bedroom?""I thought you'd never ask." He winked.

This is Bourbon Street, isn’t it? Where’s the freakin’ bourbon?

How can I expect to get anything done around here with you touching me like that?

I promise to keep my hands to myself. I'm too exhausted to make a move on you.

Wow, I didn’t even hesitate to call her my girlfriend. That’s a first.