Tell the negativity committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.

There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh**

If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.”D’Artagnan Bloodhawke

Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.

Back off, Jack-I got four brothers protecting my ass,' and I just rode on by him

But there simply was no grey area for him. There was only black, white, and annoying.

I was so jealous. I could compete against a dragon in a ‘breathing fire contest.

Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it.

Yes - I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them perfectly.

You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.