What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle.

She has a idiosyncrasy of being honest...I like that.

Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours

-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.

Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!

Where would Jesus be if no one ever wrote the gospels?

Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

No,I just thought I'd shoot bullets out of my nose

I am (thank God!) constitutionally superior to reason.

Obviously life was a mean girl, and she was its bitch.

Jesus, he 's blogger," Pax said. "Arrest him, Deke.

How come I have too many things to do all the time...??

Your Life our your lupines!" Dennis Moore

People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid.

East or West, Home is BestNorth or South, Hand to Mouth