She said she wanted my best line tomorrow after the show, and now I knew what it was going to be.

He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.

Yet he hadn’t asked for anything that he hadn’t been willing to give himself. - Mahri

It s a funny thing when a man hasn t anything on earth to worry about he goes off and gets married

Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death.

Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring and then you wake up Evelyn Hendrickson

If everybody was so reverent of the institute of marriage, how did all the adultery get committed?

Believe me when I tell you that waking up by your side, is the best thing that could happen to me.

Living together is an art. It's a patient art, it's a beautiful art, it's fascinating.

A woman dictates before marriage in order that she may have an appetite for submission afterwards.

To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring and then you wake up Evelyn Hendrickson

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

Samuel Johnson said a second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience,” Kirkland said.