A man will strategically organize his life in boxes and then spend most of his time in the boxes he can succeed in.

I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

Torture is being married to a proud, insensitive man, while an attentive, supportive man lives under the same roof.

I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one s life the foundation of happiness or misery

Men who want to get marriedpropose. You don’t need to read the signs. They propose and that’s the sign.

It’s so quiet without my wife, which is odd because all I could ever hear was the silence of her ignoring me.

Marriage is about compromise; it's about doing something for the other person, even when you don't want to.

Didn't Frankenstein get married?""Did he?" said Eggy. "I don't know. I never met him. Harrow man, I expect.

Does marriage have such a revolutionary power that a long-established habit can be overthrown in such a short time?

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.

Your marriage," Jake said, almost impatiently. "It's like the grapes. Just a paint job."He went straight to bed.

I can think of no more dangerous a position than to learn to tolerate evil in order to become accustomed to reality.

Of course married life is merely a habit, a bad habit. But then one regrets the loss even of one's worse habits.

My time in heaven was up, and I was being told I wasn't the marrying kind by someone who undresses for a living.

We shall me much less miserable together.' -Emma Darwin to husband Charles upon grief for loss of daughter Annie