Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they don’t need at all.

A boy can make you believe that he loves you when he doesn’t. A girl can make you believe that she doesn’t love you when she really does.

In every girl’s life, there’s is a boy she’ll never ever forget. In every boy’s life, there’s a girl he can never ever get.

Men are like wine. It begins as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Women are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for them as they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Girls give sex for love, guys give love for sex. Never trust a guy with that look in his eyes because all he wants to do is get what’s in between your thighs.

Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!