Do you eat all of the men in the family? Where do they go? Does this house have a basement?

Women should never chase elevators, buses or men, because there will always be another one!

God sure hadn't done His menfolk any favors when He's made women such a puzzlement.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

A woman's body is the gate to this life. A man's body is the gate to the next life.

The cleverest of all in my opinion is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month

We build up pretty pictures of men, when we want to be in love. We hate to have them ruined.

He was one of those rare men who are capable of being fully in love only once in their lives.

My mother always said - "Never run after a man or a bus - there is always another one coming.

Nothing is going on under his skull. All his neural activity happens between his hips.


A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.

A woman who is not quite a fool will forgive your being but a man, if you are surely that. . .

Real MEN don't need a woman covering for him because a Real MAN IS a woman's covering!

You become a man not when you reach a certain age, but when you reach a certain state of mind.

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy.