When women go wrong men go right after them

A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.

Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.

Few women admit their age Few men act theirs

A man in the house is worth two in the street

Men and women women and men It will never work

Women may fail when there is no strength in man

Women like it need it want it as much as men do

Women are meant to be loved not to be understood

Decide in your heart to be at peace with all men.

As usual there is a great woman behind every idiot

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes

Whilst men may play the game, women know the score.

Put not your trust in things, but in men. And women.