If you're going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly.

Best of all, she had Park's songs in her head - and in her chest, somehow.

I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.

She was as lovely sleeping as she was dripping in sensuality at the fundraise

It's in my genes. My mother was an opera singer. I'm clearly dramatic.

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable.

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.

For your learning disability pleasure, I’ll be playing a song backwards.

Brahms' Variations are better than mine, but mine were written before his.

When the symphony of life fills your heart, the chorus of contentment joins in.

After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music

But how can you not like music? That's the same as not liking food! Or sex!

I will fucking kill you and anyone else who gets in the way of me and my tunes.

When my life changed, only music that doesn’t change from my life…

The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff.