Funny how physics didn't go away when you were murdered.

See, I knew I could count on you for quality mayhem, my man.

Do be careful. I can't replace you as easily as all that.

Well...I would make an awesome mayor. I'm very photogenic.

Next time we commit crime, we'll make sure to include him.

Who are you calling?" (claire)Pizza hut" (shane)Loser" (claire)

You've been the least useless apprentice I've ever had.

Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.

Gear up, Warrior Princess. We've got some adventuring to do.

When I want to know your opinion, I'll consult your entrails.

I drink blood, you eat tacos, get the f*ck over it!" -Michel Glass

I can smell the crazy on that man from here. I have a nose for it.

I'm not obliged to defend your dignity. Provided you have any.

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

We're clear," she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that