No matter which way you dice it, self-preservation is selfish.

Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.

I'm thinking of killing everyone whose name is a palindrome

... Play the age as comedy if you want to get away with murder.

SUICIDE can be considered an act of MURDER committed on ONESELF

Actors are all about entrances, but writers are all about exits.

No one is as murderously 'Islamophobic' as Islamists are.

Murder is such an elastic term, isn't it?("Mind Over Murder")

How many men soever you slay, you will never kill your successor.

Nothing gives a fearful man more courage than another's fear.

People are trying to kill people. Well, those people need to die.

My hands are of your colour; but I shame To wear a heart so white.

Insecure or homicidal: the adjectives don't bother me one bit.

You see, in their last moments people show you who they really are.

As a rule, I had murder in my mind. That day, I had it in my heart.