One great thing about growing old is that nothing is going to lead to anything. Everything is of the moment.

Women treat us [men] like humanity treats gods – they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.

Oral myths are closer to the genetic conclusions than the often ambiguous scientific evidence of archaeology.

The last declaration he'd made to me hung between us. The L word. The one that had nothing to do with like.

We hold this myth to be potentialNot self-evident but equationalAnother DimensionOf another kind of Living Life

All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent

Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.

Mythology was littered with people who meddled in the affairs of elves and fairies and were never again heard from.

The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

In marriage you are not sacrificing yourself to the other person. You are sacrificing yourself to the relationship.

Do you think we can be friends?” I asked.He stared up at the ceiling. “Probably not, but we can pretend.

*to thor* Zeus had replied that he had pulled fluffballs of lint out of his bellybutton that were bigger than Asgard

Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.

She became his Ariadne, leading him through the labyrinth of books, stopping now and then to pass another one to him.

Vane grabbed me. “DuLac, let’s chat.”Chat. British-speak for “Stand still while I yell at you.