The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Vote for the man who promises least; he ll be the least disappointing

I have an erection like a congressman—it just won’t quit.

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.

Elections; when the sheep get to decide which wolf will eat them - rjs

Ninety per cent of the politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation

It is politics to please and hoodwink thoseWho flatter but despise us.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.

In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.

Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.

A leader must be responsible for his people not his personal interest.

Washington likes to threaten the people over whom they exercise power.

The country is dying cause of an lack of men, not a lack of programms.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate

Politicians promise you heaven before election and give you hell afte