In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed.

His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

Politics and films are alike Despite years of experience you never know what your audience is thinking

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who however has never learned how to walk forward

The heaviest penalty for deciding to engage in politics is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself

Politics is the only field in which the character of a person does not stand in the way of his career.

I shot a cactus like a politician. But I didn’t care, because I didn’t vote for it.


In America, disagreement with the policies of the government does not necessitate a lack of patriotism!

GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.

If I run for office, my political platform will be made of wood, and it’ll be made by the people.

The greatest patriotism is to tell your country when it is behaving dishonorably, foolishly, viciously.

How many 17s can you fit in your anus? Next time, try 18.
 Then try running for political office.

The rescue bill was about 450 pages President Obama s copy is even thicker They had to include pictures

When governments become large voters cannot exercise close oversight otherwise known as political powe

What better way for a ruling class to claim and hold power than to pose as the defenders of the nation.