We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep & conformists.

When I burp I’m not just pushing polluted air into the world—no, I’m espousing my belief on the true nature of politicians.

This won't stop her from getting elected...Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy. And the crazy.

Republicans are a glass half full, and Democrats are a glass half empty. Either way, I want a new glass. I want it full, and I want it clean.

Humans elect leaders on the basis of the promises they make. We [vampires] try to elect ours based solely on the strength of their character.

Not even death can keep me from the woman I love. And why should it? My death won’t keep me from voting for President every four years.

Tyranny is like the electric wiring in an old house. A tyrant dies, the new tyrant takes possession, and all he has to do is drop the switch.

You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders."(Larry King Live, May 11, 2009)

Al Qaeda's central political objective is the creation of an Islamic republic, not the progressive realignment of American foreign policy.

Don’t talk sign language and masturbate at the same time. Not unless you’re translating a Presidential State of the Union address.

One of the expedients of party to acquire influence, within particular districts, is to misrepresent the opinions and aims of other districts.

I bought it and threw it away. Why? Because I paid for it. The only thing better would be if taxpayers purchased it. I should be a politician.

The only truths worth arguing about are those truths that could prevent or lead to circumstances that may bite us in the rear sooner or later.

Two things which gave AAP an edge: solid organisation down to booth level and positive campaign through Delhi Dialogue BJP did the rest for us

How to grow up slowly and secretly, not all at once like lunch in a condom, that is the essence of politics. But I don’t vote for dicks.