Give life long enough and it will solve all your problems, including the one of being alive.

The problems of this world are only truly solved in two ways: by extinction or by duplication

We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluable problems.

So the real question remains whether every problem is worth fixing. The answer to that is no.

I pressed my dark issues to the back of my mind and smiled a slight untruthful happiness . . .

Nobody likes having a problem, but having a convoluted, bureaucratic one is even more galling.

The fastest and easiest way to accomplish any task is to do it with minimum breaks and pauses.

I don’t drink coffee. Sorry, I don’t mean to burden you with my personal problems.

Your weaknesses may not seem overwhelming, but they will create the biggest problems you face.

Real problems can't be fixed with a motivational poster, a cute quote or a pat on the back.

What are problems to a man who strongly believes there are effective solutions to all problems?

There are so many problems to solve on this planet first before we begin to trash other worlds.

Chodź, napijemy się ginu. Oto prawdziwa odpowiedź na wszystkie parszywe problemy.

Most people's lives are fuzzy. That's the problem with the world. No one stops to think.

She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on the mattress.