He scowled at Jason. "And please, I don't like being touched. Don't ever grab me again.

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

Which reminded me...I still owed the gods a debt."You're a genius," I (Percy) told Annabeth.

Yes, Jason Grace." Favonius arched an eyebrow. "I fell in love with a dude. Does that shock you?

You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?

I've found peace here at the co-op. You could stay with us, if you want. Become a ROFLcopter.

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.

I try to avoid teaming up with goddesses who eat roadkill. It's one of my personal boundaries.

Running with a drowsy child of Hades was more like doing a 3 -legged race with a life size rag doll.

Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said."That's not what I meant.

I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles.

Yeah, well,” Nico said, “not giving people a second thought…that can be dangerous.

It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.