I wish I knew how to quit you, political jokers and pathological liars...

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions.

Never give a good politician time to pray. --- "Big Jim" in UNDER THE DOME

Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

He was half a politician, and like most of his kind he was an insecure man.

I often think about a life of crime. But alas, politics isn’t for me.

I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.


A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.

A job is like a politician struggling in the water. Be sure you hold it down.

A politician has an axe to grindWith which he aims to chop off half your mind.

Divide and rule, the politician cries;Unite and lead, is watchword of the wise.

Having two non-functional parties is not a democracy, it's a losing coin flip.

Your right of religious freedom ends where my right of religious abstinence begins...

At all times an empire is more important than emperor and empress, prince and princess.