Growing up, I never felt deprived. I was always happy. It seems only lately I've started seeing everything I didn't have.

Every time I look at my wallet; I don’t care how much money is there, I just want to know, does it make for this time food?

Those who are rich cannot see reasons for poor becoming poorer and those who are poor cannot see reasons for rich getting richer.

Being rich is not how much is stacked in your bank account but how much you can stack in the hands of men...how much you can give.

There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making war, and we’re winning.

For most Americans, money and calories are always on their minds, although they burn too much of one, and not enough of the other.

For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it up with cat litter.

The poor will provide you what they don't have and what you need while the rich will give you what they have and what you want.

Poor Chad. Not the country, but the guy. Oh, and the country’s poor too. I feel so bad for Chad. I also feel so bad for Chad.

Do not inquire he name if him who asks a shelter of you. The very man who's embarrassed by his name is the one who needs shelte

Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.

For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noticing that most people who watch too much TV are broke.

The great principle of out-of-door relief is, to give the paupers exactly what they don't want; and then they get tired of coming.

That's it? That's all that happens after you topple from grace? We lose our rubies and rations?" Marshall smirked. "Woe is me.

Back in Russia we were dirt-poor. Here in the West we are still poor but have risen above the dirt to tower alongside stalks of grass!