But that's men all over ... Poor dears, they can't help it. They haven't got logical minds.

No, I say, it's fine.Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains. Just great, I say. Really.

Incidentally, it’s easy to write prescriptions, but difficult to come to an understanding with people.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.

After riding like a moron all over the place, observes the face of an Indian when he crashes. He is stunned.

Ball tempering is common in Cricket. Rigging is common in Elections. Whats the big deal? — Najumi Sethi

The birthing wolf,Her heart fed with tenderness,Gave forth from ripe brown nipples,Food to feed the universe.

Terrorism will never cease in a country where the so-called leaders are criminals and terrorists in disguise.

The past is an educational toy for the present. It should be discarded the moment its usefulness is outgrown.

...in the worst of circumstances, the hypocrite who pretends to be good does less harm than the public sinner.

Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight

Now that Mohtarma Veena Malik has embraced Burqa, she should be sent to negotiate with Maulana Burqa, dare I say.

If there is a god, I think he has a sense of humour. He does not require human beings to protect him from satire.

Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.