Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.

Champions aren t made in the gyms Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire a dream a vision

One group of riders doped, the others alongside them racing clean. You can work out for yourselves which group was fastest.

football is like life - it requires perserverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.

Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class.

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey baseball basketball and football

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.

I always turn to the sports pages first which records people s accomplishments The front page has nothing but man s failures

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up

We used to get Rs 250 per Test We beat New Zealand in four days and were given Rs 200 because there was no play on fifth day

People focus on role models; it is more effective to find antimodels - people you don't want to resemble when you grow up

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.

My ballsack drives me nuts. Jogging has got to be the floppiest sport. Definitely not for lovers. Gentlemen prefer gymnastics.

As a sculptor, I prefer busts. As a lover of women, I prefer busts. And as a football enthusiast, I prefer Robert Griffin III.