La vida es mi tortura y la muerte será mi descanso.

There is no shortage of fault to be found amidst our stars.

I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.

Tax not so bad a voice to slander music any more than once.

There is not shortage of fault to be found amidst our stars.

Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!

What if the greatest love story ever told was the wrong one?

This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.

How do you mourn something that never really belonged to you?

I drink to the general joy o’ the whole table." Macbeth

The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law. - Romeo

Shakespeare wrote Moby-Dick, using Melville as a Ouija board.

More grief to hide than hate to utter love. Polonius, Hamlet.

There is no God but God, and his name is William Shakespeare.

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars/ But in ourselves.