I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.

I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.

Through the night we drove in a tangle of waking and sleeping, nightmares from hell and holy white dreams.

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

I’m awake and I can’t sleep. The more I’m awake, the more I see, and the harder to sleep.

In my dreams I am sleepingI am sleeping in my dreamsI wish to dream in my sleepJust wish to dream in my sleep.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

She wakes in a puddle of sunlight.Her hands asleep beside her.Her hair draped on the lawn like a mantle of cloth.

Omally, as ever, slept the sleep of the just, which was quite unjust of him, considering he had no right to do it.

If you think my current job is boring, you should see the sleeper I did before. (I worked as a mattress salesman.)

If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning.

I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.

I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.

I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little).

I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with her—for between six to eight hours.