I mean, electric shock? Isn’t that a bit... electric shock-y?

My vanilla ice cream has chunks of vampire blood in it. Yum.


There’s nothing cruel about a vampire or a parasite, she said.

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.

Planning to stay on your leash, wolf? Or would you rather let loose?

To Love another unconditionally, is to make the ultimate sacrifice...

Is this bitch crazy? I don't want to 'accidentally' drown

I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!

Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.

It's about time! It's supposed to be a ritual, not a marathon.

Six years of dreams would end in eternal love, or an eternity of loss.

At least I could tell she wouldn't try to kill me in my sleep now.

My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Bienvenidos a mi barco pirata. Vamos rumbo a Venecia, a cazar vampiros.

If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.