That settles it, no more books about vampire before bedtime.

Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?

If I keep loving you, maybe you'll crack and love me too.

Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult.

You’re candy to her. Something sweet, but nonessential.

Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman

Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.

I don't understand how meat like you survived to adulthood.

I get a little poetic sometimes. The moonlight does that to me.

He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals.

You know...acting like a dick...won't make yours any bigger.

Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalke

Bonnie, believe in me. I’ll save you.I remember how to fly.

Despite what novels implied, vampirism did not make stalking sexy.

Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing.