When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

No one told me holy water had chlorine in it.

Your magic is unbalanced without the soul-meld

I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie

The world isn’t big enough for all of us.

Note even Moroi give licenses to infants, Sage,

Sorry. Didn't mean to step on any dead toes.

My toes are going to come,"-MariannThe Night Owl

He knew...there was no redemption for the damned.

You’re calling out the wolf, darlin’.

The priest was Quinn's biggest danger of all.

I always, always got to be the last man standing.

Stop wiggling - you’ll move when I move you.

At least, my boobs weren’t showing this time.