That awkward moment when Microsoft Word informs you your name is spelt wrong.

The awkward moment when Chris Brown raises up his hand and everyone flinches.

That awkward moment when someone fatter than you is giving you dieting advice.

That awkward moment when you realize you’ve locked your keys in the car.

That awkward moment when you realize you are wearing your mom’s panties.

That awkward moment when an atheist sneezes, and you say, ‘god bless you.

That awkward moment when it’s so hot there is no cool side of the pillow.

That awkward moment when an innocent changes to porn when your parents walk in.

That awkward moment when you call your black girlfriend “Precious.”

That awkward moment when you turn 11 and don’t get a letter from Hogwarts.

That awkward moment when you’re yelling at someone and you mess up a word.

That awkward moment when a silence isn’t awkward until someone says it is.

The awkward moment when kids younger than you have a more interesting love life.

That awkward moment when you walk into a closet and don’t end up in Narnia.

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.