That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except for the sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands isn’t listening.

That awkward moment when Emma Watson answers a question correctly in class and someone stands up and shouts, “10 points to Gryffindor”.

That awkward moment when glee realizes that one of the two stars of Wicked has been a member of the glee club and the other is Rachel’s mother.

That awkward moment when a mutual friend tries to introduce you to someone you’ve already hooked up with like you two don’t know each other.

That awkward moment when a friend offers to you give you his/her food, and you just stare wondering if they did something to it before they gave it to you.

That awkward moment when you try to change your password to ‘my dick’ but the website doesn’t let you because it says it’s too long.

That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can’t make the sound.

That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone else’s comments.

That awkward moment when Bruno Mars says that he will die in various excruciating ways for you, but still forgets to take out the trash, even when you ask him to.

That awkward moment when you receive your acceptance letter to Hogwarts 9 years late and have to explain to your friends that you’re dropping out of College.

That awkward moment during the first Harry Potter movie when you realize you’ve been pronouncing Hermione Granger’s name wrong in your head the entire time.

That awkward moment at Prince William’s bachelor party when he stuffs a bill into the stripper’s thong and realizes it has his grandmother’s face on it.

That awkward moment when you’re rubbing something off the front of your pants, only to realize that a lot of people are staring at you rub at your crotch furiously.

That awkward moment when you’re standing at the bus stop and your friends roll up in a car and you don’t know where to sit in a five-seat car filled with four people.

That awkward moment when your boyfriend texts “I have a surprise for you” and you receive an email from your joint bank account about the engagement ring transaction.