That awkward moment when you realize the brand name DKNY is meant to be said aloud as an acronym rather than “dick knee”.

That awkward moment when you get into an elevator and wonder why it isn’t moving and then realize you forgot to push the button.

That awkward moment when you ask somebody what they’re wearing to an event and they respond ‘I’m not invited.’

That awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing, and you’re the only one who still thinks that it’s hilarious.

That awkward moment when you realize that Kim Kardashian’s failed marriage could have paid your college tuition for 2,833 years.

That awkward moment when you go to a friend’s yard sale and you see that the gift you got him/her for their birthday is for sale.

That awkward moment when you realize you’re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

That awkward moment when you click on an image on Facebook and think it’ll just enlarge, but then realize you aren’t on Tumblr.

That awkward moment when you dreamt the plot of Twilight before Stephenie Meyer, but thought “wow, that was incredibly stupid.”

That awkward moment when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you’ve done something very right or very wrong.

That awkward moment when you expect 75 texts from people after being away from your phone for a while, and you only get 2 texts from your mom.

That awkward moment when the creepy guy in a horror movie isn’t the axe murderer, and you’re left wondering what was wrong with him.

That awkward moment when you think you’re doing really well at Mario Kart, and then you realize you’re looking at your friends screen.

That awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

That awkward moment when Nike and Gatorade are advertised together, and their slogans are “Is it in you?” and “Just Do It.”