Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.

America is a nation of illusions; illusions in the media, schools and government — an iron curtain of propaganda.

4 in 5 Americans disapprove of the job Congress is doing, which begs the question: Are 1 in 5 Americans retarded?


I don't believe in the Constitution because I'm American, I'm American because I believe in the Constitution.

In America, writers are afforded the freedom to express themselves in unlimited manners. Creative liberty is a privilege.

I've been asked a lot for my view on American health care. Well, 'it would be a good idea,' to quote Gandhi.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

It's a great country: you can say whatever you like so long as it is strictly true--nobody will ever take you seriously.

We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents.

How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!

I don't know what's worse by number in America, the vacant houses standing, or the homeless people falling into them.

The Selection was no longer something that was simply happening to me, but something I was actively a part of. I was an Elite.

Vietnam was a country where America was trying to make people stop being communists by dropping things on them from airplanes.