He who fights and runs away May live to fight another day; But he who is battle slain Can never rise to fight again

Maia did not want to wake up. Sleep lay on her like a dead bear and she had no strength to struggle out from under it.

Bitches ain't shit, and they ain't sayin' nuthin'. A hundred muthafuckas can't tell me nuthin'.

She asked if I found what she was telling me very exciting, and I managed to yelp out “very” while yawning.

Sînt imorală, grozavă, brutală și mă mănâncă pielea, cu ce te pot servi?

If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.


Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic.

The sun's glow had given way to a brilliant twilight that colored the great mountains with violet and orange rivers.

You somehow make it outta here and track me down, you best come with a furious rage--because I got no use for your sympathy.

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

Where does a wise man hide a leaf? In the forest. But what does he do if there is no forest? He grows a forest to hide it in.

It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, every Saturday from 9 am to 8:59 pm.

I like a little fight in my girls."She grinned at him,causing blood to dribble down her chin."Then you're going to love me.

I'll never love you anymore than I do, right this second. And I'll never love you any less than Ido, right this second.

Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, Freakonomics."-Adam Pazandak