A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Sometimes people are often confused between attitude and style. Nevermind, I'm Awesome.

You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.

How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens in life.

But because two can play at this game, I stand on tiptoe and kiss his cheek. Right on his bruise.

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!

I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.

The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%!


Just because you fall down doesnt mean your hurt in the process yet mabey you found your lost ear ring

Sophie knew about power animals,everyone did...Sophie thought she might be a cat, she liked cats a lot.

... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

Hmmm... that's interesting.""What?""There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.

You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.

Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.