If you wanted to be average, you would not be reading this book.

If life gives you a curveball, then be the catcher and catch it.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

Yelling doesn't get your point across, it only makes it louder.

You are the sun, and I'm the moon. In your shadow I can shine.

I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

it was a good book and it was an awesome and fun thing to be in color.

Never give up on horses, they are the only humans that don't speak.

You know if you would just do as I say I wouldn't have to hurt you.

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

My name is Nicomo Cosca, famed solider of fortune, and I am here for dinner.

I am not your dove," he ground out, barely loud enough to hear. "I am a wolf.

Be SO AWESOME that when people are exposed to you, they want to BE AWESOME too!

I’d never name my kid Mark, for fear he’d be a target—a mark.