A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to make another way. We simply must!


When you see my skill with a brick, you’ll think I’m skilled under the blanket. But I’m not.


A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.


A brick could be used to enhance your sex life. So what are you waiting for? Get that gerbil out of your pants


A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoline on it and light it on fire. 


A brick could be used as a blanket, if you’re a roach or politician. Warmth can be so crushing at times.


A blanket could represent change, and a brick represents consistency. Do you embrace the blanket, or the brick?


A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. 


A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-through than a brick wall?


With one blanket, you and I could wrap up like a burrito. Yum. And if you want melted cheese, just fart a bit. 


A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole function is to make people ask WTF?


A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door policy, I had all the walls knocked down.

A brick could be used instead of a red light. They’re both red, and I’d run both with equal fervor.


A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill.

Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords.