A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.


You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.


Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.


A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.


I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.


A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.


Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.

A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.

A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.


A blanket could be used as wrapping paper, to give the gift of a cat.


A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.


A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.


A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.