Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket.


A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.


A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

A brick is a banana. No it isn’t. Still, I think you should eat it anyway.


A brick could be used as food for thought. Every politician should chew on that.


A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise. 


A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway?


A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.


A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.


A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.


Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

A brick could be a breath freshener for a dragon. But so could a mint-flavored baby. 


A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.