Never give up - never surrender!

Where have all the Fembots gone?

I think I just blew my own mind.

Son," he said, "you monkeyed up.

Scarface’ is a redundancy.

Is it because I'm invisible?

Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.

I fart in your general direction.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Less is more, but only marginally.

Shall I compare thee to a Shoggoth?

Conduct Covert UAV Operations Naked

Every Friday is black where I work.

Death is complicated."-Johann Kraus

Well, what do you know? Fakespeare!