In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

Don't hate the conspiracy, date the conspiracy!

Whenever God kicks in a door, He padlocks it later.

Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Secret 4.1023020. War is politics by other meanies.

IF A THING IS WORTH HAVING, ITS WORTH CHEATING FOR.

Anything worth doing' is a problematic premise.

Laughter and enjoyment is the key to Entertainment.

Do short people reach their full potential quicker?

How do I know you're who you say you aren't?

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people

Use Jesus Motor Fuel—Put a savior in your tank!

Redaction marks are the truth dressed in black burqa.

Always write your signature move in disappearing ink.