Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey

Secret 4.1. Whatever makes a nail go in is a hammer.

My father always told me I was too clever times half.

Man has become a tool of his tools? Man, what a tool.

Could I have the whole kit, but none of the caboodle?

His manhood sways briefly, then comes to a standstill.

I hate working with sexy women.” Dimitri Pissec.

Her dad turned to me. "You. Follow Me.""Woof," I said.

Kiss the girls and make them neither confirm nor deny.

Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.

No one will laugh at how great things are for somebody.

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.

Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

Live fast, die young – which is it going to be???