What are you gonna help us with? That very tiny used condom?

Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.

The US Intelligence Community: ark and flood in one package.

May your assets be twice as loyal to you as you are to them.

I am a playwright who does not write comedies, or tragedies.

To not wear anything, and to wear nothing, are not the same.

I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.

Too bad for a lot of people that beauty isn’t skin wide

If I don't love something, is it still OK to set it free?

I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

He had a body that begged to be painted…with chocolate.

Secret 9791422.1. If it can't end well, don't end it.

The official spokesperson is the most anonymous source of all.

When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.