Sorry, pigtails, but subtlety isn't an option anymore.

Tsuyokini,honkiMutekini,sutekiGenki,yuuki!--Kusakabe Maron

It isn't he who laughs last, but he whose laugh lasts.

If I didn't have to kill you, I wouldn't tell you.

The first thing you lose when you die is your motor skills.

Baumauer secretly fears Kalist – and Kalist knows it.

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

How can it be a CIA client state when CIA is paying for it?

Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

somewhere between an insult and a complement lies the truth

Applaud my friends, the comedy is over...[on his death bed]

Dog spelled backwards is God. NOC spelled backwards is NOC.

The kingdom of intelligence officially isn't within you.