It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!

Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!

In comedy laughter settles all arguments.

Secret 46. Safe house, dangerous bedroom.

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

Desperate measures call for desperate times.

Secret 89.487. Transparent is the new black.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious

Comedy, of course, lives for serious moments.

The job knew I was dangerous when it took me.

Love? Love is for children and poor people...

Your full of yourself.""Duhh... genetics man.

Make your life the greatest story ever told!

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.

What have you got in there you little bastard?