If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain

...I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.

Sometimes meow means, “I love you.” Sometimes it means, “Feed me, you moron.

I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

My cat’s favorite chew toy is a pen. I’d wager that he is a better writer than me.

I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.

We have to let the Warrior Code rule our hearts. The death of a warrior does not mean victory.

My cat is a meow factory. Why can’t he manufacture something more profitable, like love?

Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys?

I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

Cats aren’t special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no.

When you set out, you were four. Six with friends who could not stay behind. Now you are one.

That's the great secret of creativity. You treat ideas like cats: you make them follow you.

Neither man nor any animal can enjoy life to the full without taking some risks to life or limb.