Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.

Old wives' tales have hurt cats. They're not true! Who are those Old Wives?

Arise from sleep, old cat,And with great yawns and stretchings...Amble out for love

Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blankets.

After all, a woman who doesn't love cats is never going to be make a man happy.

Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.

WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?

You know a real friend?Someone you know will look after your cat after you are gone.

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

Sakaki: "...Why can't we just talk it over...?"Tomo: "You can't talk to cats.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.

I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.

If human lives be,for their very brevity, sweet,then beast lives are sweeter still...

If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.