This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.

I’ll see a cat and instinctively start petting the hair on my back.

The only thing cats love more than food is sleep. We have that in common.

Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.

It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can't see.

Dogs were not loyal but servile, that cats were opportunists and traitors,

I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?

I'm a sucker for curiosity's whims.Does that make me a cat person?

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.

I yelled at my cat to knock it off, and sure enough, he did. And it broke.

To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats

The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.

Love is meant to be felt, like a cat. I’m meowing for your affection.