There are whiskers in my soup, and my spoon smells like my cat’s ass.

All those windows, and not a cat in them. All that light to bask in, wasted.

Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.

If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.

I pet my cat like a guitar, but I hold him like a stack of musical pancakes.

Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.

I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living.

I'm more curious to know what a cat think than what a philosopher thinks.

She had other friends--friends that wouldn't leave her. She had the cats.

It was raining cats and dogs. My clothes were saturated with meows and barks.

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.

Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.