She's a skilled and swift fight, and I know she'll pass on her training on to you.

Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

John and I noticed that whenever we talked about our children Wystan reached for his cats.

I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.

Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.

I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy.

My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me after nine.

I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.

All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...

Dogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat.

Are you an aberration to your species?' she cried. 'Cats don't look for approval!

Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?

The chair walked in the room like any four-legged creature would, and I sat on it like a cat.

Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.